What I want besides nothing

Nuchaku, 2 pairs, cuz I'm crazy like that
porta-ledge, but that is like a bazillion dollars
sandals, size 9 ish, I guess I collect 'em
General Relativity by Schultz (a text book)
Swimmies
plastic snow boots that fit crampons, for serious snow romping/ice climbing
crampons (these are spikes that fit on snow boots for ice climbing or hicking)
snowboard, that would be fun
blank, collorless shirts with no pocket (hard to find for no good reason)
rock climbing fingerboard (home made works) and holds
water filter for backpacking
all my climbing gear back, and the heads of those who stole it